ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via laughburnscalories)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via funny-text-posts)

fireflufferz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

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(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via funny-text-posts)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via funny-text-posts)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via funny-text-posts)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

image

"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via funny-text-posts)

fireflufferz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

image

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via funny-text-posts)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via funny-text-posts)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via funny-text-posts)

fireflufferz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

image

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via funny-text-posts)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via funny-text-posts)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via funny-text-posts)

aliensnipe:

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

(via funny-text-posts)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via funny-text-posts)