ewebean:

glorfindely:

everyone please watch this video it is so important

S C R E AM S

(via thebritishteapot)

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano, via barbarelllasilverswimsuit)

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

(via barbarelllasilverswimsuit)

peripateticfangirl:

I needed to be told then when I was younger

(Source: dontyouleavehimsamwisegamgee, via baddwolfgirl)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via laughburnscalories)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via funny-text-posts)

fireflufferz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

image

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via funny-text-posts)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via funny-text-posts)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via funny-text-posts)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

image

"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via funny-text-posts)

fireflufferz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

image

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via funny-text-posts)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via funny-text-posts)